Dave's Perspective

Writing a Book

2006-02-27T22:22:00.000-05:00

I've been thinking about it for a while now, but I think I'll actually get started on it. I'm gonna write a book and a screenplay about my life thus far. I've taken a lot of shit over the years, and now I'm gonna write about it.

Yeah yeah, writers are just bookworm nerds with big glasses, and flannel shirts. Well fuck that. I'm gonna be a cool writer.

Jurassic Park 4 Filming Next Year

2006-02-26T19:01:00.000-05:00

Looks like Spielberg is getting ready to film Jurassic Park 4 next year. The film will apparently focus around Lexie (Richard Attenborough's grand daughter from the first and second films). Source: Here

While I liked the first Jurassic Park, it went all downhill from there. All I can hope is that they'll get Barney in and make it about getting high on Isla Sorna.

Observations: Episode One

2006-02-26T14:04:00.000-05:00

A new feature to my blog starts today, and I'm calling it the Observation section. I just list observations I find throughout the week and post them.

The three best TV shows on today are Lost, Battlestar Galactica and The 4400.
This is a long one, but if you care too much for other people, you'll forget about yourself. I mean that if you worry about hobos and homos and that, working for their rights and money etc, you'll forget about your own money and food. Who cares about homos and hobos anyway?
I saw Cops this morning and a queer said that it's a hate crime to call queers faggots. What the hell is going on? Is it a hate crime to call me a cracker?
Why are all teachers liberal? Is it because we don't pay them more than $45k a year? Higher education doesn't seem to make themany smarter.
Christians are always up in arms about Southpark, but you don't hear a peep out of Jewish people.
Money is everything.

Spiderman 3 Suit Unveiled

2006-02-25T21:27:00.000-05:00

Damn that suit looks nice. I've got a suit from the first movie, skintight and very flexible, but when I wear it I feel a little weird. Not because it's a red and blue skintight latex suit, but because the spider on the front makes it look ripped. Like I'm some sort of hobo. Otherwise, anyone else notice that those feet are fucking circus clown feet?

Goddamn Moral Theology Teachers!

2006-02-25T00:49:00.000-05:00

Where do they get off telling us what is moral or immoral?

I go to a Catholic private school (ooooh), mainly because the education system in and around my town is crappier than being thrown up on by your girlfriend after you've got her drunk enough to go out with you. I mean... Anyway's, this year our Theology class focuses upon morality and justice, and I think that Catholics are the last ones qualified to give that lecture. I don't think that anyone is qualified to give that lecture. Morals are developed based on the standards of the world, and those are always changing. A thousand years ago, communities said it was ok to eat another human being. Not anymore. Morals will continue to shift, and everyone's ideas of morality are different. So how can the teacher tell us what is and isn't moral? Wait, he's Catholic and a commie liberal so I guess that makes him entitled in his mind.

The thing that gets me the most though is that he stared off saying that the majority of the class would be an OPEN ENDED debate. The reality is that everyone is going to agree with him or we don't move on. And if you disagree, and ask about it, he just says, "Let's agree to disagree!" Fucker!

Life's too Short

2006-02-25T00:43:00.000-05:00

I thought of this the other day and started to think about humanity on the whole. Life is too short, and it could be over at anytime, so why wait? We always put stuff off and procrastinate and delay, but in the back of our minds, our mortality is always there, so why do we delay about things that are important?

I have come to the conclusion that it is because we don't think of our mortality conciously. Then when that renegade bus splatters you all over the road, you die sad. Not that that matters, because once you die you're dead. So does it matter? We die not doing something, does it matter? We'll die and for a splitsecond we'll think, "Shit I didn't have KFC in my whole life!" And then you're dead.

But, if you're a religious person, you're not educated enough to think of things this complex anyway, and turn your trouble to god.

First post

2006-02-25T00:28:00.000-05:00

I'm quite new to this whole Blog thing but here goes. I'm doing this so people of a similar mind to me can know that they are not alone in this godless, evil universe, and so I can put it in an application to be a writer of another blog, but this is pretty cool, so I'm gonna keep this up. This is somewhere for me to put ideas. Comments are nice, and I'll read them occasionally. If you have something important to share, email me. If you can find my address.

My first slice of news is that the Ricky Gervais Show (the number one podcast hosted by positive-internet) is now going to be hosted by Audible.com and cost $7 a month. I'm a bit pissed that I'll have to pay for some of the best comedy I've ever heard, but it's worth it. Ricky, Stephen and Karl are the funniest people alive. $7 is nothing for them.
If anyone comments (that is if anyone reads this) that Adam Sandler is funnier or one of those other pricks, my next post will have a picture of a deformed penis in it. Then again, the picture may just be of Paris Hilton and you couldn't tell the difference.