First post

I'm quite new to this whole Blog thing but here goes. I'm doing this so people of a similar mind to me can know that they are not alone in this godless, evil universe, and so I can put it in an application to be a writer of another blog, but this is pretty cool, so I'm gonna keep this up. This is somewhere for me to put ideas. Comments are nice, and I'll read them occasionally. If you have something important to share, email me. If you can find my address.

My first slice of news is that the Ricky Gervais Show (the number one podcast hosted by positive-internet) is now going to be hosted by Audible.com and cost $7 a month. I'm a bit pissed that I'll have to pay for some of the best comedy I've ever heard, but it's worth it. Ricky, Stephen and Karl are the funniest people alive. $7 is nothing for them.
If anyone comments (that is if anyone reads this) that Adam Sandler is funnier or one of those other pricks, my next post will have a picture of a deformed penis in it. Then again, the picture may just be of Paris Hilton and you couldn't tell the difference.